Verulamium, Wed May 18th 2011
Match Report : Anil Virji
Pete (inspecting the wet ball): Do you have a towel?
Bob (umpiring): Yes
Pete: Can I borrow it?
Further discussions ensued.
Postie (keeping): Oh shut up Pete and just get on with it. You bloody started it!
Oh by the way we lost. Cracking match though.